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Brendan starts with ...
Ok, I'll start the ball rolling with this old one.

"Is that a Pistil in your Calyx, or are you just pleased to see me?"

Time: 7th September 2010 7:26am

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snottiegobble says...
She was only the greenkeepers daughter but she`d lie under any old sod!

Time: 8th September 2010 12:51am

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Brendan says...
How do you lead a horse to water?

With lots of carrots!

Time: 8th September 2010 7:32am

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amanda says...
Why did the banana go to the Doctor? Cos he wasn't peeling well.

Time: 8th September 2010 9:37am

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snottiegobble says...
A bunch of lady vegies were caught short on their way to market. when it was save to do so one said to the others " Ok girls, lettuce turnip & pea"

Time: 8th September 2010 9:51am

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Brendan says...
Why did the Rock Melon get married?

Because he Cantaloupe.

Time: 9th September 2010 7:19am

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Bucko says...
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Time: 9th September 2010 3:22pm

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Rhys says...
Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Time: 9th September 2010 6:53pm

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snottiegobble says...
I like those vegies Bucko!

Why dont you lychee ,ducky? Well the truth is I prefer a fruit with a longan!

Time: 9th September 2010 9:25pm

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Brendan says...
My wifes favourite:

Why are husbands like lawn mowers?

They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells and don't work half the time!

Time: 30th September 2010 6:21am

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snottiegobble says...
Get an old sofa from the tip, take out the cushions & base stuffing, fill with compost & potting mix & plant a few spuds. Pretty soon you will have 'couch potatoes'!!

Time: 1st October 2010 12:27am

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Brendan says...
Q. How do you stop bandicoots digging in your garden?

A. Take away their shovels!
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Time: 5th February 2012 9:59am

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Phil@Tyalgum says...
My mother thinks I must have been conceived on the golf course. She was always under pa..

Time: 5th February 2012 1:36pm

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MaryT says...
Not seeing the forest for the trees:

I arranged two giant figs and an oversized zucchini on my friend's bench for fun: she snatched up the vegetable with delight and didn't get the joke.

Time: 5th February 2012 2:16pm

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snottiegobble says...
MaryT, she may be missing out or forgotten a "thing & two!" :-( sad!

Time: 5th February 2012 7:56pm

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